LBAD: There's only one cure for this sickness.

 

I kind of like

LBAD: It's a green thing.

 

LBAD = You'll get used to it!

LBAD = By the time you realize you have it, it's too late to do anything about it!

LBAD = Hated by wives, loved by husbands!

LBAD = It's harmless to everthing but your wallet!

LBAD - Ten step programs run and hide from it!

LBAD = If you have to ask, it's too late!

LBAD = Resistance is futile!

Just a few off the top of my head!

 

LBAD = You'll get used to it!
QUOTE]

Ain't it the truth especially the staggered deck. :trink39:

When you first use it (especially if your use to something else) you'll likely hate it... curse it... call it stupid.

Over time it will grow on you as you learn how to manauver it until one day you'll start cursing all others and wonder how you ever cut a lawn with anything but an LB.

 

LBAD= I went green, did you? :fing20:

 

LBAD
As time goes by, you'll know why
(But your family will still wonder)​

 

LBAD
just say
"I'll be right over"

 

LBAD - When you have had two strokes you can't remember any others.

 

I

I just read all 95 posts. This one was my favorite. BTW, this is my second all time post. I have been reading on here for years and finally joined. 50+ years of Lawn Boy experience and still learning new stuff every day.

 

johnsonmk reminded me, I should post this one here too...

"If having too many Lawn-Boys is wrong, I don't want to be right"

I need to make a T-shirt.

 

"LBAD: an addiction for those in the mix....32:1, 16:1, 64:1......"

Or "LBAD: a really mixed up addiction....32:1, 16:1, 64:1......"

I wonder how many on here will get this one.

"Camshaft.........we don't need no stinkin' camshaft!"

 

LBAD: "Half the strokes...twice the power"

 

I will make this a sticky so it doesn't get lost.

 

Thanks Mike.

 

LBAD: It won't kill ya, but it will turn your garage green!

 

LBAD- once you go green you never go back!
LBAD- who needs valves?
LBAD- who wants to change oil?
LBAD- not good for a relationship.

 

"LBAD- not good for a relationship."

:sidelaugh

That's great! Had to share with my wife who agrees totally...

Good work

 

:bananapow thanks lol

 

LBAD= Honest, Dear, I've been trying to sell them all, but NOBODY wants to buy a GREEN lawnmower!

 

LBAD: It may be an addiction, but the lawn stays mowed!

 

LBAD: Or grass is always mowed, most people don't like to cut grass

 

My wife's tellin' me no, but my LBAD says yes.

 

LBAD: Makes 4 strokes a horse of a different color.
LBAD: One Lawn-Boy will easily turn into 20 Lawn-Boys quickly.
LBAD: Lawn-Boy's will take over your garage.
LBAD: Will cause clothes to get oily.
LBAD: It will cuase you to call D engined Lawn-Boy's: D Engine Boys
LBAD: You will want to mow your lawn everyday.
LBAD: You will never buy or fix a 4 stroke again.
LBAD: You will eventually get the nickname: "Lawn-Boy".

 

Lbad-ya,know You Have It When Ya Love That Burble

 

"...ya,know You Have It When Ya Love That Burble"

Couldn't agree with you more!:biglaugh:

 

LBAD.... Got Green?

 

LBAD sayin for ya...aint nothin sweeter that a lawn boys rattle. smoother than a 4 stroke could only drem of.

 

um cap...i belive some one else came up with this?

 

LBAD-Got skiters?

 

LBAD-we want to see green