Now let's just think a minute here.... Three spinning blades made out of just the right alloy metal... a mower deck of carbon fiber with cast in printed circuit... a digital signal generator running off the tractor electrical system....
DECK SELF CLEANING SYSTEM INSTRUCTIONS
1. Turn PTO switch to "OFF".
2. Allow blades to completely stop rotating.
3. While remaining safely insulated on the operator's seat with engine running at full throttle, properly fit "Flashover Protection Goggle" (supplied), pre-arm DSCS switch and wait for indication "3 Green Lights and Pressure" readout to appear on backlit LCD screen in goggle. (may take up to 7 minutes)
4. At this time be sure 5 point seat belt harness is still properly adjusted, all beverage containers are returned to the "Liquid Control Cup Holder" before opening "Detonation Activity Switch Cover".
5. With middle finger of right hand, flip open "Detonation Activity Switch Cover" while pressing all 4 spring loaded DSCS toggle switches forward simultaniously with palm of left hand.
6. After certain final safety radius check of 150' is being clearly maintained around machine, arm "Master Degaussing Switch Timer Pedal" with left foot by depressing ONLY ONCE! (Warning: Failure to follow this instruction exactly may cause unwanted high voltage corona activity in tractor battery area resulting in damage to tractor finish not covered by warranty!)
7. With heel of right foot move "Grass Repulsion Lever" to rear and hold.
8. Within 45 seconds high decible warning buzzer will come on with warbling hi-lo signal indicating system is performing the "Countdown to Green" system circuit self check.
9. When system self check is complete warbling signal will be replaced by sustained one minute duration siren indicating "Internal Booster Ignition System Armed".
10. After siren stops there will be a 20 second pause for internal circuit staging followed by "Deck Self Cleaning System Auto Sequence Start" appearing on goggle readout screen.
11. All power is now switched internally to mower deck coordinating computer. At "T-minus 1" from the audible countdown speaker, tractor battery umbilical will automatically disconnect, tractor and deck will rise to full cleaning height (varies by regional altitude and barometric pressure) and self cleaning will take place at apogee of ascension azimuth.
IMPORTANT: After landing remain on tractor seat until all warning buzzers stop and siren sounds a 30 second unbroken signal of "ALL CLEAR".
It is recommended that a thorough "Walk Around" is perfomed after cleaning. Make sure any remaining embers are completely extinguished and there are no loose wires visible or smoke eminating from any part of tractor. Deck spindles zerk fittings should be greased at this time. (If so equipped.)
THERE! You've just utilized the very latest in automatic mower deck cleaning technology! BE PROUD! Not only did you pay the most to buy the best but you have shown the entire neighborhood how very "smart" our valued customers are! Your hands are clean and free of skin damage! You have no nasty scraper cuts or abrasions! AND there's no chance of rusting out your prized mower deck with some nasty garden hose cleaning method like your dopey neighbor does! PLUS... you'll be the topic of conversation for months to come!
(This option is not available in Alaska or New Jersey without factory modification Bundle #176544 due to HAARP frequency interference possibilities. See your dealer for details.)