Your GF might be on to something. When I first got into motorcycles years ago, I had 4 in the garage constantly working on them. My GF at the time pointed out that she wasn't getting much saddle time, and wasn't happy about it.
I'll offer you 30 cent/pound sight unseen delivered to Vermont...My sore back is telling me I moved around a ton of tractors and attachments today. So it works out to be about 20 cents per pound.