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(I'm using my *evil* voice, in case you can't tell.)
Behold the evil genius I unleash upon you all! The Wheel Bead Breakinator!
For weeks I have struggled to change the tires on my evil creations, only to be frustrated by ancient petrified rubber. But no more! I have harnessed the power of hydraulics and the strength of steel to create my latest -inator ... the Wheel Bead Breakinator! Muwaha ahaaha haahhaaa.
You do realize that making a high quality -inator is all but lost on most people. I mean, just look at the sharp edges and the opportunity for personal injury. You won't want to use this baby without updating your tetanus shots.
So here's how it works - you block up you victim tire on the two cylindrical base supports. Then install the hydraulic power unit. Yes, yes, I know it resembles a bottle jack, but this is sooooo much more. It has a special adapter on the top that engages the upper restraint pylon to prevent ... spontaneous explosive self disassembly. I'm all for evil, but unnecessarily dangerous is right out. So, with the hydraulic power unit in place, the operator may apply up to FOUR THOUSAND pounds of force, thus separating the tire from the wheel rim.
This particular set of tires was particularly evil, and not in a good way.
Behold the evil genius I unleash upon you all! The Wheel Bead Breakinator!
For weeks I have struggled to change the tires on my evil creations, only to be frustrated by ancient petrified rubber. But no more! I have harnessed the power of hydraulics and the strength of steel to create my latest -inator ... the Wheel Bead Breakinator! Muwaha ahaaha haahhaaa.
You do realize that making a high quality -inator is all but lost on most people. I mean, just look at the sharp edges and the opportunity for personal injury. You won't want to use this baby without updating your tetanus shots.
So here's how it works - you block up you victim tire on the two cylindrical base supports. Then install the hydraulic power unit. Yes, yes, I know it resembles a bottle jack, but this is sooooo much more. It has a special adapter on the top that engages the upper restraint pylon to prevent ... spontaneous explosive self disassembly. I'm all for evil, but unnecessarily dangerous is right out. So, with the hydraulic power unit in place, the operator may apply up to FOUR THOUSAND pounds of force, thus separating the tire from the wheel rim.
This particular set of tires was particularly evil, and not in a good way.




