You're off for two day now though right? Guess someone upstairs was making sure the right guy was in place to handle things for them!Horrible day. Amputee tried to sit on the floor needing to be lifted to bed. 200lbs.
350lb stroke patient nearly slid out of the chair I put him in. 4 of us kept him in it long enough to turn and put his legs on the bed and I grabbed him by the ankles and dragged him into it.
My drunk had a minute long seizure when I stood him up. Sat him down and took him in the room, ripped his gown down to hook up telemetry and his EKG stickers were not on nor were the wires. CNA ran to get some while I kept my fingers on his carotid to make sure his heart was still beating. Chucked him into bed when the seizure stopped and ran vitals. He was making an awful racket when he was seizing. Sounded like a buffalo snorting. Was not good. He's OK though.