Oh, well let me, tell ya, that's just the beginning of my mess. I Start my major maintenance, (radiator flush, engine oil, tranny oil, fuel filters, air filters, axle gear oil). on a nice clean garage floor and 3 fresh rolls of Bounty quicker picker uppers and end up with a nice sheen of antifreeze, diesel fuel, super duty hydro oil, engine oil, gear oil, and a pile of used highly flammable nasty paper towels, and a tee shirt and shorts i have thrown out cuz my wife won't let me back in the house. I always start saying "this time i'm going to be real careful and not make a mess", never works. After the radiator mess. I do the tranny mess. But my oil pan I'm never going to get rid of cuz i used it since my first car and am too cheap to get a new one isn't big enough so I have to dump it 3 times to empty the tranny. I pull the drain plug and the hydro comes out like , bloop, bloop, bloop.
Then i pull then dip stick to let it out faster and it blasts out like a fire hose. After about 4 seconds i pick up the plug to put it back in and the steam of oil blasts it out of my hand and its in the bottom of the pan, I grab it out and get it in to stop the flow, but not before the pan is over flowed. 2 more times, thats the first roll and half of bounty and 2 coats of floor semi gloss sheen. Next is the diesel fuel sheen. I cannot figure out how to get the bottom filter off and a new one on and not poor a quart of diesel on my face, then on the floor. I do the bottom one first since its harder, buy the time I get to the front filter on the engine, i just say F it, i just pull the lines off and dump the filter out on the floor, what difference does it make now. That's a big mess, and a whole roll of Bounty, and the diesel coat is high gloss. 1/2 roll of Bounty left but the rest is not too bad. There's some mess from the engine oil cuz I'm quite sure when i take the filter off where the oil is going to dribble down the side of the engine. 1/4 roll cleaning engine and floor and back to semi gloss sheen. The axle gear oil, dribbles out and I just can't get the pan pushed tight enough against the inside of the tire, so it dribbles on the top edge of the pan, about 1/2 goes in, 1/2 on the floor, but what the heck i'm happy its not on my face and i got 1/4 roll of bounty left. Then I start it up, check its not leaking stuff, never does, put then engine cowl and grill guard on, and roll it out. Then take my tee shirt off and use it to make the floor sheen a constant semi gloss over the whole stall. I have epoxy on the floor so it doesn't soak in and looks nice and new and the BX is happy.
See how happy he looks.
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