[Saturday8pm]

Wife Bea,* finally rides tractor. Almost fell outta MY seat.

*Disclaimer: Not Bea, not a Broadmoor. She'd knock my nuts in if I ever dared post her puss online.

 

[lt230s]

Looks like you 'll be needing another tractor.

*Disclaimer: Not Bea, not a Broadmoor. She'd knock my nuts in if I ever dared post her puss online.

Your not alone, my wife would do the same or worse.

 

[MikeB]

Tractor?

 

[scrat2]

My wife would never go after my "jewels". She all ready has 'em in her purse!

 

[diesel_nut]

Before I read your disclaimer I said: "That looks like a stock photo".

My wife wouldn't know how to START the tractor let alone use it.

 

[HydroHarold]

Since that's not "Bea" on that machine, can you maybe give me that woman's number? A woman on a mower.... the mind boggles!

 

[Ken in NJ]

That's funny ...

I actually got a few photos a few weeks ago of my wife digging a hole with my bobcat loader/backhoe ..

She said "AND you better NOT post them at that tractor website" .. Well I did not post em ... but e-mailed them to her friends and family It went over like a fart in church :fing20:

 

[Saturday8pm]

I was surprised as ****. I've been trying to get her to know the basics
for three years running. Always the same excuse: "You plan to make
me cut the lawn, right?" WRONG. Sound familiar, folks?To me, it's just
common sense that the more she knows, the better. Always gotta plan
ahead, y'know.

Hey Scrat, Bea has mine hanging from her rearview mirror. ( Yuck Yuck )

Yo It, hear ya. While I wanna get her to know "el Diablo", I'm no fool.
This thing is closely guarded, and there's no "Female Safety Switch"
that can't be thwarted. As it was, she had trouble with the brake and
accelerator. Just told her it was nothing more than another "car with
a purpose." Whatever the **** that meant; it sounded neat at the time.

And Ken, I know better than that, I get in the Hot Daug Haus for less.
Fart in church? Noone can beat the priest for passing hot air.

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