We all have "senior moments"--even if your still under 30!..
Just last week I went grocery shopping--the market gives away the cardboard boxes the food comes in ,if you want any to put your food in,or for other uses..
I saw a pretty good sized one that was "double thick" and was heavier than the usual single walled ones,and I need some to store stuff in my garage,so I took it..
I wheeled my groceries out to my pickup,and loaded them on the front seat and floor ,because it looked like it might rain any minute,and I do not like putting food in the bed period...
I placed the cardboard box,that was about 2x3 feet ,on top of the toolbox in the truck bed,right behind the rear window on the passenger side..then I put a case of bottled water and a bag of cat litter in the bed...and..
I drove home completely clueless that box was still on the tool box !--and there was a lot of traffic behind me,no one honked or tried to warn me it was there--and I hit 45 mph on my way home too,a 5 mile ride...
I was feeling pretty stupid when I got out to bring in the groceries and saw the box sitting right where I had put it--it never moved one inch!..

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Another bungle I pulled last winter was when I opened my garage's overhead door and got in the truck to drive it out at a good clip,so I could plow a good 2+ feet of snow away--my driveway is slightly uphill from the garage,and if you dont get a running start,you'll risk the truck stopping halfway up the hill,and we all know how hard it is to get a big pile of snow to move again,once you stop!..
I gunned the truck,it leaped forward,then I heard a horrendous crash--I slammed on the brakes and got out,to see my plow beacon on the roof was now smashed beyond repair,hanging by the wires ,halfway in the truck's bed..
The stupid overhead door had sneaked back down just enough to clear my sun visor and windshield--but not the rotary beacon...needless to say I was pretty mad !..luckily the door only suffered minor damage...
At my friends auto repair garage,his shop is a rather small 1 bay one with a 2 post lift..the overhead door is only a couple of feet away from a vehicle's rear end when it is on the lift...he often has to use vise grips to leave the door open half way,so he can lift it up all the way..if he left the door all the way up,the vehicle hits the door,and he's broken a few rear antennas..almost took the door right off the tracks a few times too!..

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The other day a customer came in the shop,and instead of using the office entrance with a walk in door beside the work bay--he decided to duck under the overhead door,and in the process,he lifted up on it...and it smashed the rear hatch glass on a mini-van that was up on the lift!...he said it sounded like a bomb going off--he was working under it too,and nearly had a heart attack,thinking the van may have fallen off the lift...
My friend had to call the owner of the van and tell him what happened--luckily the guy was not that upset,its an older 90's model and not that great of condition..he just said "I hope you are insured for such accidents"--he was,but he said "I'd rather just buy you another rear hatch and install it free,rather than have to file a claim,send it to a glass shop,and have my rates go up,or the insurance cancelled,etc"..the customer said that would be OK with him..
He lucked out and found a rear hatch in a nearby salvage yard the same color (white),and it had NO rust on it--the original was dented and rotted along the bottom,so the customer was happy...it cost my friend 75 bucks though--more than his "profit" on the job he did on the van...
He now uses 2 pairs of vise grips on the door track--one to keep the door from drooping,and another to prevent it from being lifted UP now!..and he has a sign outside that says "Do Not Enter !--use SIDE entrance!"...
I was there yesterday though,and sure enough--another guy tried ducking under the door,and lifted up on it!--lucky he had both pairs of vise grips on the door track..I guess people cant read!...the guy got a good reaming too..
