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WNYTractorTinkerer · 10-09-2009, 01:28 PM

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of:

'MOUNT & DO'.

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them.

PaulChristenson · 10-10-2009, 03:08 AM

Still funny...

http://www.mytractorforum.com/showthread.php?t=93676

Tony bachler · 10-12-2009, 04:37 AM

Now thats Funny.

10-09-2009, 01:28 PM	#1
WNYTractorTinkerer Senior MTF Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: New York Posts: 881 MTF Member # 26264	New Drugs!?!? In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: 'MOUNT & DO'. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely NO recollection of what to do with them. __________________ One Man's junk is another Man's Treasure!!

10-10-2009, 03:08 AM	#2
PaulChristenson Rara Avis Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vermont Posts: 4,937 MTF Member # 8602	Re: New Drugs!?!? Still funny... http://www.mytractorforum.com/showthread.php?t=93676 __________________ Paul in VT The information is provided without warranty of any kind. I give no warranties either expressed or implied, including warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. In no event shall I be liable for any damages whatsoever including direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, loss of business profits or special damages, even if I have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

10-12-2009, 04:37 AM	#3
Tony bachler Senior MTF Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Wa. Posts: 228 MTF Member # 26547	Re: New Drugs!?!? Now thats Funny.

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