Please, Call Me "Bubba"

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A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he was settling in, he saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen get on, and start down the aisle. he was more than surprised, and extremely pleased, when she took the seat next to him.

Eager to start a conversation, he blurted out "Are you traveling for business or pleasure?"

She turned to him, smiled, and said, "This is a business trip. I'm on my way to the Nymphomaniacs of America national convention in Boston."
He gulped, and thought to himself, how lucky can a guy get; the most gorgeous woman, and she's going to a nympho convention.

Struggling to keep his voice neutral, he asked "And what will be your function at this convention?"

She replied, "I'm the keynote speaker. I have been researching myths about sexuality for some years and have some interesting findings to share."

"Myths?" he replied, "What kind of myths?"

"Well," she explained, It has always been said that African-descended men have always been the most well-endowed, but my research shows that it is actually the Native American man who is most well-equipped.

"Another popular myth is that Italians are the best lovers, but it is actually Jewish who are most amorous."

And I have discovered that it is the Southern Redneck who has the absolute best stamina in bed."

Suddenly, the woman paused, and said, sort of embarassed, "I'm sorry, maybe I shouldn't be telling you all this. After all, we just met and I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," said the man. "Tonto Goldstein. But all my friends call me 'Bubba'".