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WNYTractorTinkerer · 09-19-2009, 02:34 AM

A cute blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.

The sign says: "SEX FROGS!" Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions.

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!"

As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions!

The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

1. Take a shower.

2. Splash on some nice perfume.

3. Slip into a very sexy nightie.

4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what
he has been specially trained to do...

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions ... Please call the pet store."

So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "Hmm, I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!"

The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says:

"LISTEN TO ME!!

I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE... MORE... TIME!!!"

DJ in WV · 09-19-2009, 07:57 PM

xdiver86 · 09-19-2009, 07:59 PM

Now thats funny!!!On second thought

PaulChristenson · 09-19-2009, 08:18 PM

BigD · 09-19-2009, 08:32 PM

Good one. Think maybe I'll look in to that job offer at the pet store!

09-19-2009, 02:34 AM	#1
WNYTractorTinkerer Proud Member of the 1K Club Join Date: May 2009 Location: New York Posts: 1,898 MTF Member # 26264 Images: 1	Sex Frogs!?!? A cute blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs. The sign says: "SEX FROGS!" Only $20 each! Comes with 'complete' instructions. The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one!" As the man packages the frog, he quietly says to her, "Just follow the instructions! The blonde nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she opens the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified: 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice perfume. 3. Slip into a very sexy nightie. 4. Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you, and allow the frog to do what he has been specially trained to do... She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and to her surprise . . . NOTHING happens!! The blonde is very disappointed and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions ... Please call the pet store." So, she calls the pet store. The man says, "Hmm, I'll be right over." Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The blonde welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions. The damn frog just SITS there!" The man . . . Looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares 'directly into its eyes' and STERNLY says: "LISTEN TO ME!! I'm only going to show you how to do this ONE... MORE... TIME!!!" __________________ The grass keeps growing so we're going mowing!! Think Pink!! Bye Bye Brands!!

09-19-2009, 07:57 PM	#2
DJ in WV I'm Special ! Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: West Virginia Posts: 7,210 MTF Member # 10462 Images: 1	Re: Sex Frogs!?!? __________________ If your wife rolls her eyes when you talk about the really nice tractor, attachment, neat piece of equipment, etc. that you just found for sale, then you need it! My Equipment: 1988 JD 950, 75 Loader, 8A Backhoe 60" King Kutter Finish Mower 60" King Kutter Brush Hog 1973 Gravely Model C8 1963 Gravely Model L 2002 Craftsman GT3000, 23hp 48" Cut Hydro 3 Sulkies 3 other Parts Gravelys 3 30" Brush Hogs 2 Sickle Bar Mowers Rotary Plow Rotary Cultivator Non-Powered Cultivator 48" Snow Blade 1981 Troy Bilt Horse, 7HP Kohler

09-19-2009, 07:59 PM	#3
xdiver86 2000 Posts and climbing!!! Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colchester, Il Posts: 2,038 MTF Member # 2228	Re: Sex Frogs!?!? Now thats funny!!!On second thought __________________ Still looking at the green side of the grass Looked out the backdoor....My ain't it purtty out here!!

09-19-2009, 08:18 PM	#4
PaulChristenson Rara Avis Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vermont Posts: 5,979 MTF Member # 8602	Re: Sex Frogs!?!? __________________ Paul in VT The information is provided without warranty of any kind. I give no warranties either expressed or implied, including warranties of merchantability and fitness for a particular purpose. In no event shall I be liable for any damages whatsoever including direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, loss of business profits or special damages, even if I have been advised of the possibility of such damages.

09-19-2009, 08:32 PM	#5
BigD Back Home Again Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Central Kentucky Posts: 601 MTF Member # 5055 Images: 7	Re: Sex Frogs!?!? Good one. Think maybe I'll look in to that job offer at the pet store! __________________ Pete, Pretending to be Retired JD 2320, FEL,62D MMM, 4 ' Box Blade, 6' rear blade, 4' tiller and a 3' by 4' tilt trailer

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