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Bolens 1000 · 07-30-2009, 10:47 PM

Finally Overalls that Fit!
Just ask for the 'southern cut' at wal-mart

Brand new edition of...You know you're a redneck when......

1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years.

4. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

5. You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench

6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial.

9. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list.

13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.

15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program.

16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold.

17. You have a rag for a gas cap.

18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.

19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean?

20. You can spit without opening your mouth.

21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it..

22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side.

24. The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart.

25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV

26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements.

28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.

29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty.

30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

davidg · 07-30-2009, 11:12 PM

guilty of 1, 9, 13, 15, 20, 22 and 26!

jeepersmitty · 07-30-2009, 11:45 PM

I went to Walmart tonight and they didn't have any of the overalls. I was really disappointed.

Fcubman · 07-31-2009, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jeepersmitty

I went to Walmart tonight and they didn't have any of the overalls. I was really disappointed.

Try the maternity section

Now there's a visual...

LLigetfa · 07-31-2009, 12:56 PM

He must have just got them cuz his farmer's tan doesn't match.

bontai Joe · 07-31-2009, 03:13 PM

At one time or another I have done 1,2,6,9,12,13,16,23,25,26,27, and 30 and #27 could be a future possibility.

Rodney in VA · 07-31-2009, 06:44 PM

Guilty as charged!

07-30-2009, 10:47 PM	#1
Bolens 1000 3K Poster!!!! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: western,New York Posts: 3,516 MTF Member # 28563 Images: 14	Finally overalls that Fit!!! Finally Overalls that Fit! Just ask for the 'southern cut' at wal-mart Brand new edition of...You know you're a redneck when...... 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think 'The Nutcracker' is a vice on the work bench 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has 'ammo' on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your car will hold. 17. You have a rag for a gas cap. 18. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. 19. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean? 20. You can spit without opening your mouth. 21. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.. 22. Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. 23. You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say 'Cool Whip' on the side. 24. The biggest city you've ever been to is WalMart. 25. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV 26. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table. 27. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does $100,000 worth of improvements. 28. You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back. 29. You missed your 5th grade graduation because you were on jury duty. 30. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph. __________________ Bolens Collection: 800, 850, 2 900's,1000 and 2 1050's GTtalk (Garden Tractor resource)

07-30-2009, 11:45 PM	#3
jeepersmitty Retired Aug.31 2007 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mineola, Texas Posts: 7,473 MTF Member # 6130 Images: 2	Re: Finally overalls that Fit!!! I went to Walmart tonight and they didn't have any of the overalls. I was really disappointed. __________________ I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

07-31-2009, 12:56 PM	#5
LLigetfa Git'n da farwood Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: NW Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,964 MTF Member # 15283 Images: 2	Re: Finally overalls that Fit!!! He must have just got them cuz his farmer's tan doesn't match. __________________ I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

07-31-2009, 03:13 PM	#6
bontai Joe Citizen of Earth Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Northeast PA Posts: 13,159 MTF Member # 51 Images: 2	Re: Finally overalls that Fit!!! At one time or another I have done 1,2,6,9,12,13,16,23,25,26,27, and 30 and #27 could be a future possibility. __________________ If it's FREE, it's for ME! ALWAYS remember to remove the spark plug wire from the plug before sticking your hand in the machine!!!! The fingers you save could be your own.

07-31-2009, 06:44 PM	#7
Rodney in VA Retired and Busy! Join Date: May 2007 Location: S.W. Virginia Posts: 10,219 MTF Member # 6015 Images: 6	Re: Finally overalls that Fit!!! Guilty as charged! __________________ *Rodney* John Deere 2305 TLB John Deere X540 GT "Retired and Busy"

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07-30-2009, 11:12 PM	#2
davidg 5K posts and climbing Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: MS Posts: 8,457 MTF Member # 807 Images: 2	Re: Finally overalls that Fit!!! guilty of 1, 9, 13, 15, 20, 22 and 26! __________________ 2008 Deere X500 48" with integral hitch 2004 Deere L130 48" with 15 gallon sprayer permanent mounted 1993 Craftsman GT6000 with AG tires and 3 pt mounted Snapper tiller Bolen's 21" push mower Craftsman 14" rear tine tiller SH implements: Disc, Tine Cultivator, and Brinly 12" plow Sundowner tow behind with blade

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