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jeepersmitty · 07-27-2009, 02:22 PM

SENIOR DRESS CODE

Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image.
Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3.. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedos and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Mini skirts and varicose veins

And, Most importantly

At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts

APinNY · 07-27-2009, 04:26 PM

Damn, and I really did like those shorts.

Fcubman · 07-27-2009, 04:36 PM

Well, I was thinking about eating my lunch, but instead I nearly lost it!

Caseguytoo · 07-28-2009, 06:53 AM

That.......... is 100 percent.... NASTY.

Bolens 1000 · 07-28-2009, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caseguytoo

That.......... is 100 percent.... NASTY.

mark777 · 07-28-2009, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caseguytoo

That.......... is 100 percent.... NASTY.

Please tell me "It's" inflateable and just loosing air....

07-27-2009, 02:22 PM	#1
jeepersmitty Retired Aug.31 2007 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mineola, Texas Posts: 7,473 MTF Member # 6130 Images: 2	Senior Dress Code SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us 'Old Folks' ( WAY over 50) are quite confused today about how we should present ourselves. Feeling 'young' , we try to conform to current fashions and present a youthful image. Contrary to what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3.. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Mini skirts and varicose veins And, Most importantly At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts Attached Thumbnails __________________ I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

07-27-2009, 04:26 PM	#2
APinNY Senior MTF Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 956 MTF Member # 22011 Images: 4	Re: Senior Dress Code Damn, and I really did like those shorts. __________________ Al Kubota BX1860, 48" mulching MMM, FEL, snow thrower, cab TroyBilt LTX 15.5, snow thrower, cab (sold) Craftsman DYT 4000 Special Edition, 21 HP Briggs Twin (sold) DR Lawn Vac (great machine for tons of leaves) 1978 Craftsman 7 1/2 HP snow blower (backup machine) "Save your life. Let a tractor do it!" 9th Infantry Division, Vietnam 1968-69

07-27-2009, 04:36 PM	#3
Fcubman Proud Member of the 1K Club Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: CT Posts: 1,594 MTF Member # 18953 Images: 4	Re: Senior Dress Code Well, I was thinking about eating my lunch, but instead I nearly lost it! __________________ Remember, I'm pullin' for ya! We're all in this together! (Red Greene) Living in The Land Of The Free - because of The Brave!

07-28-2009, 06:53 AM	#4
Caseguytoo 3K Poster!!!! Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: no state Posts: 4,744 MTF Member # 7029	Re: Senior Dress Code That.......... is 100 percent.... NASTY.

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