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07-25-2009, 11:42 PM
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3 guys in a boat
Three guys are fishing together one spring morning, when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance, and falls out of the boat.
Ed says, "What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Fred back in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."
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07-25-2009, 11:46 PM
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Re: 3 guys in a boat
   Now thats funny!
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07-26-2009, 01:02 AM
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Re: 3 guys in a boat
OMG I am CRYIN'!
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07-26-2009, 11:58 AM
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Re: 3 guys in a boat
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07-26-2009, 12:42 PM
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Re: 3 guys in a boat
Uck...
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07-26-2009, 11:58 PM
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Re: 3 guys in a boat
EEWwwwww - gross!!!
Loved it!
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