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Lone_Wolf · 07-25-2009, 10:42 PM

Three guys are fishing together one spring morning, when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance, and falls out of the boat.

Ed says, "What should we do?"

Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help."

So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Fred back in the boat."

They wrestle Fred back into the boat.

Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing."

Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth."

Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath."

Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."

Bolens 1000 · 07-25-2009, 10:46 PM

Now thats funny!

HydroHarold · 07-26-2009, 12:02 AM

OMG I am CRYIN'!

APinNY · 07-26-2009, 10:58 AM

Kbeitz · 07-26-2009, 11:42 AM

Uck...

Fcubman · 07-26-2009, 10:58 PM

EEWwwwww - gross!!!
Loved it!

07-25-2009, 10:42 PM	#1
Lone_Wolf Senior MTF Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 239 MTF Member # 22989 Images: 2	3 guys in a boat Three guys are fishing together one spring morning, when Fred gets up to get a beer, loses his balance, and falls out of the boat. Ed says, "What should we do?" Bill says, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while and he might need some help." So Ed jumps in, and after some time, he surfaces. He says, "Help me get Fred back in the boat." They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed says, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like he's breathing." Bill says, "Give him mouth to mouth." Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and says, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath." Bill says, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either." __________________ If a Man is speaking in a forest, And there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

07-25-2009, 10:46 PM	#2
Bolens 1000 3K Poster!!!! Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: western,New York Posts: 3,516 MTF Member # 28563 Images: 14	Re: 3 guys in a boat Now thats funny! __________________ Bolens Collection: 800, 850, 2 900's,1000 and 2 1050's GTtalk (Garden Tractor resource)

07-26-2009, 12:02 AM	#3
HydroHarold Custom User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Just East of Crackatoa, NY Posts: 10,534 MTF Member # 82 Images: 1	Re: 3 guys in a boat OMG I am CRYIN'! __________________ "Well, I won't do THAT again any time soon!" (Or so I thought!) John Deere '04 GX335, 48C Deck, PowrFlo w/ 1 single twin double (dual) bagger @ 7 bu. (that's 'bushels' folks, seven bushels, WOW!), JD 42" snowthrower, JD 48" front blade, JD front dethatcher, JD 10cu.ft. cart/system platform, Brinley plug aerator, Earthway tow spreader, 1996 Snapper RP21600 (re-engined to 6.75hp Quantum Briggs), Stihl 026Pro w/20".325", Ryobi 725r w/trimmer and tiller, 1 White-Henway, Stihl BG-85 blower w/gutter kit and giant silent dog whistle

07-26-2009, 10:58 AM	#4
APinNY Senior MTF Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 956 MTF Member # 22011 Images: 4	Re: 3 guys in a boat __________________ Al Kubota BX1860, 48" mulching MMM, FEL, snow thrower, cab TroyBilt LTX 15.5, snow thrower, cab (sold) Craftsman DYT 4000 Special Edition, 21 HP Briggs Twin (sold) DR Lawn Vac (great machine for tons of leaves) 1978 Craftsman 7 1/2 HP snow blower (backup machine) "Save your life. Let a tractor do it!" 9th Infantry Division, Vietnam 1968-69

07-26-2009, 11:42 AM	#5
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07-26-2009, 10:58 PM	#6
Fcubman Proud Member of the 1K Club Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: CT Posts: 1,594 MTF Member # 18953 Images: 4	Re: 3 guys in a boat EEWwwwww - gross!!! Loved it! __________________ Remember, I'm pullin' for ya! We're all in this together! (Red Greene) Living in The Land Of The Free - because of The Brave!

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