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jeepersmitty · 07-25-2009, 09:43 AM

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks, cleans,and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

woodsy · 07-25-2009, 09:59 AM

grnspot110 · 07-25-2009, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by jeepersmitty

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

If that happens, you're in one HEAP BIG pile of do-do!

07-25-2009, 09:43 AM	#1
jeepersmitty Retired Aug.31 2007 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mineola, Texas Posts: 7,473 MTF Member # 6130 Images: 2	Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks, cleans,and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other. __________________ I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

07-25-2009, 09:59 AM	#2
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