the cow

[massey man]

THE BLONDE AND THE COW"
> >
> >
> > A blonde city girl named Amy marries a
> > Colorado rancher.
> >
> >
> > One morning, on his way out to check on
> > the cows, the rancher says to Amy,
> >
> >
> > 'The insemination man is coming over
> > to impregnate one of our cows today, so I drove a nail
> into
> > the 2 by 4 just above where the cow's stall is in the
> > barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets
> here,
> > OK?'
> >
> >
> > The rancher leaves for the fields. After
> > a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and
> knocks
> > on the front door.
> >
> >
> > Amy takes him down to the barn. They
> > walk along the row of cows and when Amy sees the nail,
> she
> > tells him, 'This is the one right here.'
> >
> >
> > The man, assuming he is dealing with an
> > air head blonde, asks, 'Tell me lady, 'cause I'm
> > dying to know; how would YOU know that this is the
> right cow
> > to be bred?'
> >
> >
> > 'That's simple she said, by the
> > nail that's over its stall,' she explains very
> > confidently.
> >
> >
> > Laughing rudely at her, the man says,
> > 'And what, pray tell, is the nail for?'
> >
> >
> > The blonde turns to walk away and says
> > sweetly over her shoulder,
> >
> >
> > 'I guess it's to hang your pants
> > on.'
> >
> >
> > (It's nice to see a blonde winning
> > once in awhile. :-)

[jeepersmitty]

That's good.

[Bolens 1000]

Originally Posted by jeepersmitty

That's good.

[HydroHarold]

Yessss!

[Rodney in VA]

Boy... "she nailed him!"