The Sharing Of Marriage

[jeepersmitty]

The sharing of Marriage...
The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sha ring everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"
She answered

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"THE TEETH."

[Rodney in VA]

That what you call true partners!

[KHodges]

The teeth thing reminds me of a story one of my co-workers told on herself. She is from Birmingham, England, and did her nurse's training there, many years ago.

She related one day that when she was a student, they had to work nights occasionally on the hospital ward and her night was in the geriatric area. It was slow, not much going on, and she thought she'd be industrious and clean all the patient's dentures.

Rather than do them one at a time, though, to be quicker, she collected them all, about 20 or so sets, and went to an area where she wouldn't disturb the sleeping patients.

She had them all cleaned before she realized she had no way of knowing which dentures belonged to which patients. She hadn't thought to keep them in marked containers.

She said it took most of the next day shift to "reacquaint" the patients to their proper teeth, one at a time, by trial and error. Each patient would have to keep trying different dentures until they got a pair that fit. She'd have to clean them all again and go to the next patient and do it all over, until everyone had their teeth back.

[Jim_WV]

I'm glad I was'nt drinking my coffee when I read this, it would have been everywhere. laughed so hard the wife came in to see it too and then we both were laughing, thats a good one !

[HydroHarold]

Hydro and Wifey loved that one!

Like all my tools and equipment.... I engraved the last 6 digits of my Social Security number on the right rear molar of my dentures.

Wifey says she won't ask to share mine since she still has her tooth.

[LLigetfa]

Originally Posted by HydroHarold

Wifey says she won't ask to share mine since she still has her tooth.

LOL

tooth (singular) eh?