First time sex

[draddogs]

First Time Sex

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night to meet, and have dinner with her parents. Since
this is such a big event, the girl announces to her
boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out
and make love for the first time . The boy is
ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to
get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his
first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about
an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on
the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the
boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A
minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no
movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers
to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist."

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That would do it.