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Old 02-12-2009, 07:09 PM   #1
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A man and his wife of more than 50 years were rocking back and
forth on the front porch. Slowly they rocked, in rhythm as this was
their time to spend a few quiet moments and after years of practice
they rocked to the same pace.

Suddenly the wife stopped, grabbed her cane, and with a loud and
hard WHACK hit her husband across the shins.

His eyes watered and tears ran down his cheeks. When he finally
caught his breath he gasped and asked, "What'd you do that fer?""

That's fer fifty years of bad sex," she said.

He nodded his head, but said nothing.Slowly they began to rock
again. Again they kept pace. Back and forth, back and forth they
rocked, until suddenly the man stopped, and picked up his cane.
He reached over and with a loud, sharp WHACK, he hit his wife across the
shins.

As soon as her eyes quit watering and she could speak she
asked, "What was that fer?""

That," said her husband as he began to rock again, "is fer
knowin' the difference."
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Old 02-12-2009, 07:36 PM   #2
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You can't fool us men all the time.....
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:41 PM   #3
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The old man is pretty quick
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Old 02-12-2009, 08:52 PM   #4
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The old man is pretty quick
What--only took about TWO hours...
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Old 02-12-2009, 09:40 PM   #5
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What--only took about TWO hours...
GLENN!!!was that you????
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Old 02-12-2009, 11:11 PM   #6
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I love it!
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Old 02-13-2009, 09:43 AM   #7
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Good One!!!!
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