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Old 02-10-2009, 06:06 PM   #1
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Tom had been in the law enforcement business for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys
50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.
Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocks on his door.

He opens it and a huge, bearded man is standing there.

'Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come. About 5:00.'

'Great', says Tom, after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you.'

As Lars is leaving, he stops. 'Gotta warn you, be some drinkin'.'

'Not a problem,' says Tom. 'After 25 years of being a cop, I can drink with the best of 'em.'

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. 'More'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too.'

'Well, I get along with people, I'll be all right. I'll be there. Thanks again.'

'More'n likely be some wild sex, too,'

'Now that's really not a problem,' says Tom, warming to the idea. I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there.'
'By the way, what should I wear?'

'Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us.'
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:44 PM   #2
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Funny!!!!!!
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:51 PM   #3
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Funny. Although when I heard it for first time, it was WI not AK. Seemed funnier, somehow.
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Old 02-10-2009, 06:59 PM   #4
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So how was the party...??
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Old 02-10-2009, 07:16 PM   #5
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Ha! Dunno, weasn't invited!
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