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draddogs · 02-09-2009, 08:58 AM

THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
HMO Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career
where Skillful hands would be beneficial; He decided to become a
mechanic.

He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening
classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with
tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had
obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the
Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such
an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the
grade.

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark.

You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also
worth 50% of the mark."

After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50%
because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen
done in my entire career."

jeepersmitty · 02-09-2009, 10:03 AM

Now that is funny.

HydroHarold · 02-09-2009, 04:54 PM

That IS funny!

GADeere · 02-09-2009, 06:04 PM

oh sweet Jesus I'm glad I didn't read this while driinking coffee!

grapeknutz · 02-09-2009, 06:08 PM

* coffee spew *

deereboy55 · 02-09-2009, 06:28 PM

That was really good ,best laugh all day

mark777 · 02-09-2009, 09:44 PM

My Cheeks hurt from laughing

xdiver86 · 02-09-2009, 11:32 PM

That is the best joke I've heard in a long time!!!!!!!!

MrChic · 02-10-2009, 12:58 PM

I am laughing so hard I am crying. That is a good joke. Thanks for brightening my day.

thatmanguy · 03-02-2009, 01:24 AM

Hahaha that's awesome!

02-09-2009, 08:58 AM	#1
draddogs Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Tennessee Posts: 3,013 MTF Member # 4	Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr THE GYNECOLOGIST WHO BECAME A MECHANIC A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO Paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where Skillful hands would be beneficial; He decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade. "The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career." __________________ Handle every Stressful situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or play with it, Pee on it and walk away.

02-09-2009, 10:03 AM	#2
jeepersmitty Retired Aug.31 2007 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mineola, Texas Posts: 6,447 MTF Member # 6130	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr Now that is funny. __________________ I always know... God won't give me more than I can handle There are times I just wish He didn't trust me quite so much.

02-09-2009, 04:54 PM	#3
HydroHarold Custom User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Just East of Crackatoa, NY Posts: 9,431 MTF Member # 82	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr That IS funny! __________________ "Well, I won't do THAT again any time soon!" (Or so I thought!) John Deere '04 GX335, 48C Deck, PowrFlo w/ 1 single twin double (dual) bagger @ 7 bu. (that's 'bushels' folks, seven bushels, WOW!), JD 42" snowthrower, JD 48" front blade, JD front dethatcher, JD 10cu.ft. cart/system platform, Brinley plug aerator, Earthway tow spreader, 1996 Snapper RP21600 (re-engined to 6.75hp Quantum Briggs), Stihl 026Pro w/20".325", Ryobi 725r w/trimmer and tiller, 1 White-Henway, Stihl BG-85 blower w/gutter kit and giant silent dog whistle

02-09-2009, 06:04 PM	#4
GADeere Proud Member of the 1K Club Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Flowery Branch Ga Posts: 1,534 MTF Member # 7021	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr oh sweet Jesus I'm glad I didn't read this while driinking coffee! __________________ John Deere 2305 with 62"mmm independant lift, 200cx FEL, I Match, 12" landpride turn plow, 25 gallon Brinly sprayer, carry all, King Kutter XB box blade, King Kutter XB middlebuster/subsoiler, King Kutter cultivator and more too come

02-09-2009, 06:08 PM	#5
grapeknutz Senior MTF Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Athens GA and Craftsman salesman Posts: 321 MTF Member # 7320	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr * coffee spew * __________________ 2005 DYT 4000 Craftsman yard tools 1992 LT1 Corvette 2005 PT Cruiser

02-09-2009, 06:28 PM	#6
deereboy55 close enuff works for me Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: michigan Posts: 523 MTF Member # 19601	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr That was really good ,best laugh all day

02-09-2009, 09:44 PM	#7
mark777 3K Poster!!!! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: S.E. TX Posts: 4,753 MTF Member # 252	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr My Cheeks hurt from laughing

02-09-2009, 11:32 PM	#8
xdiver86 Proud Member of the 1K Club Join Date: May 2006 Location: Colchester, Il Posts: 1,758 MTF Member # 2228	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr That is the best joke I've heard in a long time!!!!!!!! __________________ Still looking at the green side of the grass Looked out the backdoor....My ain't it purtty out here!!

02-10-2009, 12:58 PM	#9
MrChic Sears Bolens & Cubs O' My Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: pennsylvania Posts: 831 MTF Member # 2909	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr I am laughing so hard I am crying. That is a good joke. Thanks for brightening my day.

03-02-2009, 01:24 AM	#10
thatmanguy MTF Junior Poster Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Georgia Posts: 6 MTF Member # 9777	Re: Gynecologist who becae a mechanicr Hahaha that's awesome! __________________ 2007 Craftsman Self-Propelled Mower Husqvarna 40cc 18" Chainsaw 142 Series 4 Cycle Craftsman Convertible Trimmer 1995 Ford F-150 XLT

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