draddogs
04-11-2005, 03:56 PM
REVENGE
> It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
> the day at the zoo.
> She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
> with straps.
> He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
> The zoo is not very busy this morning.
>
> As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very
> large hairy gorilla.
> Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)
> He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
> grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously
> excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.
> He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more.
> The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
> and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making
> noises that would wake the dead.
> Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show
> a little more skin.
> She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
>
> "Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at
> him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
doing
> flips.
>
> Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the
> cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
>
> "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"
> It's a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending
> the day at the zoo.
> She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless
> with straps.
> He's wearing his normal jeans and a T-shirt.
> The zoo is not very busy this morning.
>
> As they walk through the ape exhibit, they pass in front of a very
> large hairy gorilla.
> Noticing the girl, the gorilla goes ape. (No pun intended)
> He jumps up on the bars, and holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), he
> grunts and pounds his chest with his free hand. He is obviously
> excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress.
>
> The husband, noticing the excitement, thinks this is funny.
> He suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow some more.
> The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom at him,
> and play along. She does, and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making
> noises that would wake the dead.
> Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall to show
> a little more skin.
> She does, and Mr. Gorilla is about to tear the bars down.
>
> "Now try lifting your dress up to your thighs and sort of fan it at
> him" he says. This drives the gorilla absolutely crazy and now he's
doing
> flips.
>
> Then the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the
> cage, flings her in with the gorilla and slams the cage door shut.
>
> "Now, tell HIM you have a headache!"